Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Bow Tie/Bow Ties o’ the Day! I had a helluva time deciding to invest $6 on these Happy Socks, even though they look groovetastic. The problem? They’re men’s size 10-13, and my feet aren’t that bigly. We went to Nordstrom Rack, where I saw these when I walked in. After just a few minutes, I handed the socks to Suzanne to buy, cuz I needed to nap in the car. She spent another hour– and hundreds o’ bucks– in the store. She spent only that measly $6 on me. Not fair! 💸 💰 🙀
Ties o’ the Day on my socks take the simple route. It’s so true that even zombies look suave in black ties, no matter how bloody and disheveled they might be. I’m fixin’ to put my socks on for the day, and my polished toenails will be happy while wearing the tie-clad zombies. Suzanne did the polishing, of course. She has taken such good care of me in my post-surgery weeks, and she thinks my recovery somehow requires nail polish. She’s right: I feel better already.