Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Look at that, will ya? Tie o’ the Day chick is the spittin’ image of how I’ll look after my hair grows out. In a past life, I surely must have been Sandro Botticello’s model for the painting that inspired Tie: THE BIRTH OF VENUS. Hey, weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen. I’m convinced I was Rasputin in another of my past lives. Suzanne always says YOU WERE NOT THAT EVIL MAN! And I always pout and say, “You NEVER let me be Rasputin.” 🎨
Feather Bow Tie o’ the Day adds dash to the cover of this serious– but quite ridiculous– 1963 book of instructions for becoming the right kind of girl. I didn’t know all these complicated must-do’s before I perused the book. I kinda feel lucky I was clueless. For example, I’m glad I didn’t know that Prom is the most important event of a girl’s life. And I’m particularly happy I didn’t know a girl should wash her hair only twice a month. Does that make me a failure at girl-dom? 💅 👗 👛 👠 👡 👢 🛁