Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Mom got Bow Tie o’ the Day cackling and snorting with laughter. We were watching LIVE PD, and some dude got pulled over for a DUI. As he tried to complete the sobriety tests, Mom said, “They shouldn’t make him do all those tests! He’s drunk!” And then she said, “Well, I hope no cop ever makes me do those tests.” And then, without skipping a beat, she said, “But I might want to be patted down. It’s been a long time.” She’s still got her spark! 🚨 🚔
Bow Tie o’ the Day watches over Mom. The circle of life is undeniable. A newborn sleeps away its days. Likewise, at the end of a long life, I guess we will do the same. That’s what Mom is doing these days. She sleeps, dozes, and briefly rests her eyes throughout her days and nights. Often, she falls asleep during a tv show, and when she wakes up, I have to tell her how the show ended. I sometimes make up a happy ending, when it wasn’t happy at all. 📺