Mom is a vamp, and always has been. The only thing that could make Mom any sexier is, of course, Bow Ties o’ the Day. She looks mighty voluptuous even without them, and it’s obvious how she got Dad’s attention. On our couch right now, Mom’s “fixing” her own no-gray, 87-year-old hair. When she pulls the hairspray out, I grab Skitter and we haul our butts upstairs. Mom is such a layer-upon-layer sprayer that I’m buying her a holster for the can. She don’t need no gun or pepper spray.💇
Elvis Is In The Building
Bow Tie o’ the Day is ecstatic that Mom’s back in C-ville with us for a command performance. We weren’t satisfied with just spending last week in St. George with Mom, so I fetched her to come on a Northern Utah tour of her many relatives up in these big-city parts. No matter what, Mom can find some way or another that she’s related to anybody she meets– even if it’s a cousin of a stepsister of a father-in-law of a twin of a niece’s “baby daddy.” 🚗 ⛽