Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
I insist Suzanne put her humongous kidney stone under her pillow tonight. (FYI She made this bee pillowcase.) She deserves a reward for creating a gemstone. Wood Bow Tie o’ the Day offered to protect our little bundle of prickly rock until the Kidney Stone Fairy replaces it with a treasure. This, of course, gives me a task, since I guess I’m the Kidney Stone Fairy. What is a piece of kidney gravel worth? What is an appropriate prize? I gotta think like the Kidney Stone Fairy. 🤔
Bow Tie o’ the Day is honored to announce a new addition to our family. Last night, Suzanne gave birth to this BIGLY kidney stone. Mother and stone are doing fine. Suzanne had no pain during the birth, and she even went off to work as usual. She was proud of herself, and she agreed our new baby rock should be introduced to the planet on TIE O’ THE DAY. It’ll save us postage, to not have to send paper announcements. We don’t yet have a name, however. 👶