Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Here’s Bow Tie o’ the Truck. When the knob on Hombre’s window-roller-downer broke off, Bow Tie replaced it. When you have a 20-year-old truck, you don’t replace things that break. You improvise. First, it’s difficult to still find parts for your beat-up pal. Second, you don’t wanna put money into a vehicle that could easily pass away in its sleep any night. Please note the filth on my armrest. You do not gussy-up your rickety ride. Dirt and grease add character to a Methuselah truck. 🤠
Sometimes a girl just wants a chin beard. Bow Tie o’ the Day is happy to help me. And sometimes one bow tie is not enough to get you through the day. Again, Bow Tie rises to the challenge. I doubt I will venture out into the urban environment like this, because some people have such a hard time dealing with my neckwear that facial neckwear would cause apoplexy everywhere I go. They do not understand the Bow Tie/Tie philosophy. I’m a tie missionary, but within reason. 👔