Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Tie o’ Last Night is worn by Suzanne The Great. The tie’s hula skirt actually sways. Suzanne borrowed my shirt and tie for the Gala, cuz she doesn’t have beach clothing. Guess what she bid on, and won, in the silent auction? Mascara. I did not mis-type that. She bid an astronomical amount of money on mascara. Oh well, the money went to meet students’ needs. But still… MASCARA? Let me repeat that again: MASCARA! You can bet I’ll make her share it with me. Yeah, right! 👁 🏖
Tropical beach Bow Tie o’ Last Night hung with us and a thousand other folks at the Davis Education Foundation Gala, where the requested attire was beach-wear. The silent and live auctions brought in hundreds of thousands of bucks for public schools in the district. It was like an enormous bake sale for teachers and students. Yup, my bid was highest for the ride-along with a cop. I win! And we all got puka-shelled and leid. Sneaky Bow Tie kept attempting to bid for the Belize vacation. 🌺 🕶