Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
A couple of Bow Ties o’ the Day bring you the flip side of my fave t-shirt. Just in case you want to learn to tie bow ties, my t-shirt is here to show you– step by step. I am ashamed to say that I can’t tie bow ties. I’ve tried, but I don’t try anymore. A few years ago, while moving my EpiPen, I inadvertently stuck the palm of my right hand. My hand ballooned right up, and it has little dexterity now. That’s my excuse. 🖐
Tie o’ the Day provides dandy clash. Cufflinks o’ the Day are going old school alarm clocks. I had to rise early to get to my crazy-head doc’s office, to get a Functional Ability Evaluation signed for the Driver License Division. It tells them I’m not too bipolar to drive safely. Actually, I got it signed weeks ago, but the Driver License folks wouldn’t accept the form cuz my doc put a cross in a box where a check mark had to be. Waste o’ my time.