Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
I had a massive grocery list, so this Tie o’ the Day shopped with me– in case my debit card couldn’t cover the purchase total. A shopper asked if I would share Tie’s bucks. Cufflinks o’ the Day depict a 5-speed gear shift. Hombre’s a manual, and shifting makes me feel hot-rod-y. Hombre struggles on wet, wintry roads, even with tube sand in the back. I’m ecstatic that this mild winter allows me to drive it more often. I hope the weather stays un-wintry. Knock on clouds. ✊ 🚘 🚚 🌤
Diamond-point Bow Tie o’ the Day persuaded me to show my troll hair. All that blood rushing to my head made me light-headed. To recover, I had to sit on my butt and watch the I.D. channel for 3 straight hours. Nobody has to twist my arm to watch I.D.. I’m mesmerized by that crime-y channel and its “monotonous murder,” which is what we call it. I have bigly fits when I watch an entire show that ends with no solution to the crime. Waste o’ my time! Grrrrrrrr!!! 😠 😡