Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Raise your glass o’ green beer to the gaggle of Bow Ties o’ the Day on this St. Patrick’s Day evening! We’re just sitting here on the loveseat, drinking FRESCA and DIET COKE, and watching LIVE PD. Call us if you need a designated driver. Seriously. PM me. It might take me hours to get to where you are, but I’ll be there to fetch ya. 🤠 🍻 Party safely! But party on!
Choosing the correct Tie o’ the Day is always of utmost importance, but today it’s a bigly-er deal than usual. And not just cuz it’s St. Paddy’s Day. This afternoon, I have an appointment with Dr. Bipolar. She’s a skillful doc, and she enjoys my tie thing. But I wonder if she tries to read into what my tie choices might mean about my pendulum head. So, when picking out an appointment tie, I always think things like: “Does this tie make my mania look big?” 😬