Bow Tie o’ the Day– with matching ‘Links– is why wood exists. What a happy use for trees! We should plant trees to honor dead trees’ neckwear sacrifices, so future generations can create more wooden bow ties. Today, I was so mesmerized by Bow Tie’s hypnotic waves that it compelled me to become a dues-paying member of Bow SelecTie’s WOODEN-BOW-TIE-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB! I said to myself, “Self, why didn’t I think of joining the club myself?”. My self said, “Because you were lost, but now you are found.” 📪 🤡
