Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Together, Bow Tie o’ the Day and Tie o’ the Day are announcing that we’re watching Puppy Bowl XIV instead of Super Bowl LII. Bow Tie makes it clear we’re Seahawks fans, and Tie tells you we enjoy watching dogs and balls much more than we thrill on seeing the Patriots do any dang thing. Philly is the underdog, so we’ll root for them, even though we don’t care. My nephew, Travis, has been Philly-istic his entire life. He deserves to finally win a Super Bowl. 🏈 🏆
Tie o’ the Day and I know the only reason some of you read these posts is for updates about Mom. That’s a dandy reason. Mom’s uniform is here to update you. (She keeps keeps a nightgown at all her children’s houses, in case there’s a sleepover in the works.) After Mom spent last Monday at ER in Ogden with a horrible cough, she’s now in the hospital in St. George, where she says SH*T sometimes after she coughs. She shouldn’t say that in Marie’s presence. 🤒 😱