Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Mom’s missing another photo opportunity with Tie o’ the Day, cuz she’s dozing around. Mom’s weekday routine revolves around naps and her tv programs: HARRY at 3, and ELLEN at 4. Do not call her during these shows. Anyhoo… My pain doctor is a TIE O’ THE DAY website subscriber. At my appointment with her today, I got to hear all about her fave stories, shirts, and ties from my posts. Her last name is BOKAT, which is pronounced BOW CAT. How could she not be a fan? 🎀 🐱
Bow Tie o’ the Day and I hoped Mom would join us in our photo, but she’s still conked out. And snoring. Our Cufflinks o’ the Day are mega. They weigh a half-pound each. We’re headed to SLC, the metropolis, to my appointment 🏋️♀️ with my pain doc. If we’re accosted by a mugger, I can use Cufflinks like brass knuckles! My visits to the pain doc go like this: Doc says, HOW’S YOUR PAIN? I say, SAME. She says, SEE YOU NEXT MONTH! 👩⚕️ Helpful.