Hey! I dared make a real candy Bow Tie o’ the Day. It’s the craftiest craft I’ve crafted in my loooooong life. It actually resembles a bow tie! The best thing about homemade Bow Tie is I can eat the pb M&M’s when I’m done wearing it. Having to then make a replacement bow tie is a dandy excuse for buying more candy, which I’ll likewise munch. And thus, the Circle o’ Candy Bow Tie Life continues on— until I’m fat, hyperglycemic, and candy bow tie-less.
Fixing Breakfast For Me And The Ties
I’ve told you I eat weird things for breakfast. This morning I can’t decide what to eat. Tie and Bow Tie o’ the Day tout two possibilities. Do I build the tossed salad? Or open the peanut M&M’s? I hate to favor one food over the other, or one piece o’ neckwear over the other. You know, of course, what I’m obligated to feast on right now. In order to keep the peace, and to not hurt any feelings, I must eat both. 🥗 🍫