Day: December 7, 2017

At first glance, Tie o’ the Day appears to be covered in Santa hats. On closer inspection, it’s clearly festooned with the accoutrements required for playing beer pong. I double-checked the tie’s label, and it is definitely made to be a Christmas tie. I’m wearing my red-Solo-cup lapel pin with it. And what you can’t see in this pic are my red-Solo-cup cufflinks. Hint: the cufflinks resemble red Solo cups. 😜 My clash fashion scale for this outfit rates it at ONE PAISLEY AWAY FROM LEGENDARY! 🎅 🏓

See my tuckered out Bow Tie/Ties o’ the Day. We had a tossy-turny night, so we’re kidnapping mid-morning zzzzzz. Another tie running loose around the house must have snapped this photo. When I sleep, I dream about all the Ties o’ the Day. And I also wonder what they’re up to when I’m out of the house. Ties are like teenagers: they never tell you the truth, and they always have that guilty look. Especially when they do a chore without being nagged. 😴 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤷‍♂️