Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Bow Tie o’ the Day shows its Santa-hatted skulls and crossbones. Skulls are groovy. Suzanne doesn’t wear skulls, except the one behind her face. Bow Tie and I are taking Suzanne X-mas shopping tonight. I got this jazzy idea to shop differently this season: I gave Suzanne my debit card and told her to shop for both of us. On Christmas, I will be surprised by my gifts AND hers. I can’t wait. And I hope she gives back my debit card. 💳 🎁 ☠️
Some already-posted Ties/Bow Ties o’ the Day wanted to say a fond g’bye for the year. Since they don’t have hands, they can’t wave BYE-BYE, so they formed this Christmas tree, topped off with a star. Their creation is lop-sided, but we tend to favor imperfect trees. They need homes too. If Ties hadn’t made this on the floor, we’d probably keep it in place and put presents around it. But it’s freaking out the mutts, cuz it’s something different on the floor. 👋