Day: December 5, 2017

Ties and Bow Tie o’ the Day are glad to see the snow and the temperature come down, cuz that means we can wear our fedora wherever we go. You can’t wear a fedora during the summer. That would look weird. Oh, my! Did I just say you can’t wear something that might look weird? I apologize. Wash my mouth out with Ralphie’s soap! Weird fashion on, people! Without wearing something odd, I know I would cease to exist. I wear ties; therefore, I am. 🕵️‍♀️

Lobster Tie o’ the Day is hankering for spending Christmas and New Year’s at the beach in Rehoboth, Delaware. It’s chilly there this time of year, but it’s off-season, so the tourists are elsewhere. We had the run of the town. I’m a huge seafood lover, so we’d buy a paper grocery bag of soft-shell crabs and gorge ourselves. All along the Maryland shore, McDonald’s sold crab cakes and crab cake sandwiches. And there was a host of nudist beaches I’ll tell you about sometime. 🦀