Day: December 3, 2017

Bow Tie o’ the Day presents colored bulbs for Christmas string lights. And this coiffure is the best I can muster to imitate Edward Scissorhands’s hairstyle. In this photo, my hairdo looks more like a Scissorhands toupee. A decade ago my hair was long enough that I was able to chop it off and donate it to LOCKS OF LOVE, to make hair prostheses for financially disadvantaged children with medical hair loss. Rowan did the same. Good man, sweet child o’ mine. I’m proud o’ you.

It’s your turn. Ties o’ the Day want YOU! Your mission is to give me a rest, by figuring out their connections and writing your own clever caption or paragraph. They know you can do it. They also know that you Facebook followers know you have to keep it somewhat clean. But not too clean. Santa and the ties sort of expect you to be a touch naughty this time of year. You can get back on Santa’s good list by being nice tomorrow.