Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
My Tie o’ the Day and I were naughty. We went to ROSS, hoping to add to our Christmas collection o’ ties. Yes, now I’ll be wearing four pieces of neckwear daily, through the holidays. Anyhoo…this sprite’s family was ahead of me in the check-out line. I asked the matriarch if her daughter and head bow could guest star on the website. After I showed her the website, she laughed, and she was game for her daughter to model her way into stardom. 👶 🎀 🛒
I’m wearing a patriotic, flag-bearing Santa Tie o’ the Day. The North Pole is not in the USA. Oh, well. Red Tie o’ the Day reminds us it’s time to hoist up our X-mas trees, if we haven’t already. Since 1st Grade, I have wondered why the Utah State Tree is the COLORADO Blue Spruce. When I asked my 1st Grade teacher about that, she told Mom she thought I was probably retarded. My IQ is 152, so maybe I’m an “idiot savant.” I dunno. Maybe. 🎄 🇱🇷