Day: November 27, 2017

Don’t mention anything to my dogs about this, but I occasionally wear clothing covered with cats. Here, Tie o’ the Day shows you its partying Yule kitties. Things like this make my dog-kids jealous. I promise them I’m not in the market for cat-kids. Still, to quell their jealousy, I wear my cat wardrobe mostly when I’m out of the house. Don’t misunderstand me. I kinda like cats. The feral kind especially. I can watch ’em kill mice without having to clean anything up. 🐭 🐱

Ties o’ the Day indicate that my sweet tooth is itching for Christmas candy. I’m craving Mom’s sugary, buttery treats, but peppermint candies will have to suffice. I call peppermint confections Christmas Breaths. People should have Christmas breath all year. Let’s face it, folks: breath mints and deodorant are necessities. They’re part of the social contract that we must fulfill in order to live in peace and tranquility in a civilized society with other beings. In other words, don’t stink around people and ties. 🍬 👃