Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Tie o’ the Day’s got gaudy gold bling goin’ on. Flashy is, as flashy does. When I wrap presents, it looks like I’m the one who wrapped the presents. Not good. Wrapping is just more craftiness for which I have no aptitude. Oh, I still wrap gifts. It’s just best that someone warns you beforehand not to panic when you are presented with a wrapped gift from me. I am a dandy gift-picker-outer, just not a competent packager of the booty I give you. 🎁
Even neckwear forgets stuff. This romantic Tie o’ the Day appropriately accompanied us to Ogden for a wedding reception last night, but the little beast forgot to take a photo of the stupendous occasion for you. This is our “re-enactment,” starring Tie as me; crochet hooks as Suzanne; and the two-peas-in-a-pod salt and pepper shakers as the bride and groom. While you enjoy this layout, we’re going back to bed to sleep off our cheesecake and red velvet cake hangover. 🍰 👰 🤵