Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
I’m wearing a multitude of Bow Ties o’ the Day tonight. And then we’ll be feasting on them. Yes, caring bow ties will even sacrifice themselves for their hungry handlers. It’s the food chain, you know. And I do the cooking. This colorful bow tie pasta will be superb with a bit of white clam sauce. Or puttanesca. Or meatballs. I’m wearing the pasta bow tie o’ bow ties right now, but after I’m done slurping, I’m positive I’ll be wearing the sauce. 🍝
According to our Tie o’ the Day, Santa is headed to play a relaxing round of golf before the holiday season gets too busy for him and his crew. I’ve played a few rounds of golf in my time. Very few. I’ve never achieved a hole-in-one, but I can claim a successful rabbit-in-one. At the Delta golf course, I once teed off and my ball thumped Thumper. Dead. I would have had it mounted for my wall if it had been a jackalope. 🐰 🐇 ⛳️