Day: November 9, 2017

Wood Bow Tie o’ the Day joins me and Big Helen for BLUE BLOODS. Mom watches the show on the ION channel all day, every Thursday. It’s her fave day o’ the week. I donned Bow Tie, in all its wooden glory, cuz Mom misses burning her piles of wood and coal in the fireplace Dad built for her. For X-mas, Mom didn’t get just a lump of coal. Dad always gave her the gift of a ton. During Winter, the fire blazed 24/7. Theirs did too. 💑

I’m already hungry for Thanksgiving turkey. Hence, this Tie o’ the Day. And then there’s this silly pic from Jr. High, I think. That hair is one reason I decided to never have bio kids. My hair doesn’t have the ability to hold any kind of styling. In fact, I figured if I had a kid, chances are it would have bad hair, bad teeth, big boobs, and be bipolar. And the big boobs would be especially bad if I had a boy. 💇‍♂️