10 Little Squeaks, Eatin’ ‘Round The BOWn Tie

Bow Tie o’ the Day is a bone(BOWn?)-shaped feeding mat. Roxy eats non-stop. In her sleep, she dreams of eating sugar plums and floor crumbs. But the pudgy mutt’s generous: she feeds her squeak babies by tossing ’em into her food bowl, then licking them. 👅 It’s kinda creepy to find ’em water-logged and afloat in the water bowl, where she throws them for a drink. Roxy’s fake-fur babies scare Skitter away from the bowls, but Skitter doesn’t starve. The Relief Society slips funeral potatoes under the garage door for her.  🥔 🧀 😜

FogTie Sings, “Slow Ride, Take It Easy…”

It has happened to us all. You and Tie o’ the Day are cruisin’ in  the fast lane on the freeway. Suddenly, you’re stuck behind a car traveling at a speed barely resembling motion. As you pass on the right, you see the driver:  Old Man In A Hat! Yep, that guy. He’s also known as Old Man Wearing His Waistband Around His Chest. Tie gets into roady rages at slow-driving geezers. Tie has a potty mouth 🚽 👄, and a bad finger too. 🏎