Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Clash fashion Bow Tie o’ the Day says I’m in terrifying need of hairs-cuttin’ and hairs-shavin’. Bow Tie says it’s embarrassed to be seen around my neck. It says I’m becoming one of those People of Walmart! Personally, although I concede I need my hairs trimmed and buzzed, I’m quite fond of my current head-fur style. Miss Tiffany, at Great Clips, will heroically clean up my hairdo. And she won’t mock my silky strands like Bow Tie is doing right now. 💇
My mini keg, as I call it, holds 100 ounces of Diet Coke. Bow Ties o’ the Day asked permission to dive into the empty keg to see how many bow ties could fit inside. I asked them to guesstimate how many of them could fit, and their estimates were between 10 and 50. So in they jumped, until the mini keg was brimming. The actual count? 27. And now I need a drink. Specifically, I need 100 ounces of Diet Coke. Hop out, Bow Ties! 🥛