Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Tonight we took Suzanne’s parents to dinner. I chose my wardrobe to represent possible menu items, to help me decide what to order. Bow Tie o’ the Day gives a bit o’ leopard print action. 🐆 Shirt’s plastered with lobsters. And my Sloggers shoes scream cow flesh and dairy. 🐄 Eating snooty leopard loins? NEVER. What did I end up consuming? Nothing represented by my outfit. Spinach Mezzaluna pasta hit the spot. 🍽 🍝 And FYI: My in-laws are a hoot to hang with!
These Bow Ties o’ the Day are a little unclear on the concept of Solitaire—like how it’s supposed to be played solo. I’ve tried to teach them how to play Texas Hold ‘Em, but they are too pious to play anything that might resemble gambling. So they play group-itaire, I guess. 💸 💵 AFTERTHOUGHT: If I wanna do something I don’t want Suzanne to see me do, I can do it undetected right in front of her if she’s playing Solitaire on her phone. 📱 Don’t tell on me, please.