Why Is This Happening In Tie-ville?

After our post this morning, Bulldogger Tie and I went shopping for new ties to join our family. But whoa!!! Behold, this near-empty tie rack! Three roomy rows on the rack, and less than a dozen ties present. The sight of it whomped the breath out of my and Bulldogger Tie’s tiny lungs. Saddest. Tie. O’. The. Day. Ever. 😱 😭 (But praise to the heavens, that we don’t know the guy in the photo who’s wearing near-nutter shorts.)

Ties Make Me Do Weird Things

Tie o’ the Day is called a “bulldogger”. My sister-in-law, Eileen Howard, surprised me with this tie. I never knew  a bulldogger tie existed, until she sent two of ’em to me. For some inexplicable reason, Bulldogger Tie made me want to look like a troll doll. Of course, I had to hang upside down to do it. Kinda made my head hurt. 🙃 P. S. “Bulldogging” is the name for steer wrestling.