Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Tie o’ the Day represents my devotion to popcorn. Whenever I eat popcorn, I wear this tie. Suzanne is off to her book club for the evening, so I’m on my own for a few hours. What trouble am I wantin’ to get into? Well, I’m gonna tie on Popcorn Tie and watch Season 5 of MAJOR CRIMES, while eating every kernel of corn I can find in the pantry to pop. 🍿
Bow Tie o’ the Day is as exuberant as I am to present my new glasses. 👓 Seeing is generally an important thing for me, especially cuz I drive as much as I do. 🚙 Hearing is also a positive. Please note my left ear. No, it’s not your imagination: I have a Spock ear! I think you’ll agree that it’s my sexiest feature. 👂🏻 😉