Hide The Matches!

We are late posting cuz Bow Tie o’ the Day is in bigly trouble. The little scallywag has been in timeout for hours, cuz look who hauled off alone into a field—to take up a new, horrible, and expensive habit! Smoking? Really? We all need a vice or two, but this stinky vice is not gonna be adopted by any neckwear living under my roof. And why Bow Tie chose to smoke the largest cigarette in the world is beyond me.  🚬 🚬 😜